Phrases that make men think. Smart statuses about life
Phrases that make you cry from ... or ...
How hard it is to work when there is no boss. I don't even smoke, I'm afraid
I'm going home!..
"Life after 50 is just beginning!" thought the woman and asked
Pour another 50
Sciatica is a funny disease: as he sat, so he went !!!
Yes, I'm not a gift! But you are not a birthday boy!
WOMEN'S LOGIC - firstly, I didn't take it, and secondly, I already put it in its place!
I quit smoking. Drunk with grief! ..
I like you - my job is to warn! ..
There is a genius in every person! I have him in a coma!..
I don't need much - power over the world and something to eat.
When you are approached with a request: "Tell me honestly!", with
Horrified, you realize that now you have to lie a lot .....
I'm constantly haunted by smart thoughts, but I'm faster!!!
Only beauty will save the world!... Beauty and mass executions...
Forget you? What do you! I'd like to remember you first!
You men are strange ... Asking some stupid things ... Waiting for some
The truth....
Bachelors do not understand what happiness it is to be married! Married too
Do not understand...
Men are surprisingly illogical: they say that all women are the same, and
Constantly changing from one to another!
Yes, there is nowhere to even send you - you have already been everywhere ...
It's always like this with girls: you pester - impudent, you don't pester - you moron!!!
Is it possible to call a person a fool who, in the questionnaire, in the column with the inscription
"DO NOT FILL", wrote "good"?!?
Over a cup of Nescafe, your innermost thoughts turn into desires, and beyond
A bottle of vodka - in action!
Never argue with a guy - immediately cry!
It's hard to be good when you're the best!
There is no girl more helpless than a girl with wet manicure!
Doing bullshit in the workplace develops peripheral vision, hearing, reaction
and vigilance in general!
When a woman has nothing to say, it does not mean that she will be silent.
Why does everyone have a life like life? well, like a Zebra ... And I have a leopard! ..
Do you also say to the microwave "Yes, I'm coming, I'm coming?!?"
Happiness is when everyone envy you, but they can’t spoil! ..
I love my grandmother - for her I'm always thin!))
Fuck! - does not mean "stop!"
Do not show people your happiness - do not poison their lives!
There are a lot of harmful things in the world ... For example, I _______!
Everyone has the right to be stupid, some people just abuse it!!!
Do not be born beautiful, but be born alone in the whole village!
A woman should be happy... And she owes nothing else to anyone!!!
If I ever die because of a man, then only with laughter)
Blonde is always a mystery! Is it dyed, or was she born a fool?
Talk, talk... I always yawn when I'm interested.
The ideal man doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't watch football, and...
exists!
Throw everything out of my head, but it's a pity for the environment ...)
Last year I had a split personality, but this year we have
everything is great!..
I lose weight on three diets - I don’t eat up with two!
The best sex with those with whom it is good and without sex.
Sometimes my husband shakes from me - after all, I am an amazing woman !!!
I'm like a convertible, so cool, but there is no roof! ..
My husband has started walking. Every day in bars, taverns, restaurants. Looking for me!
I woke up, washed, dressed up, smiled and went to DECORATE THE WORLD!
I bought a dress - a tunic in a tunic, today I tried it on - it's tight, maybe the tunics have grown?
Vodka tastes the same, but adventures are always different!
God, give me wisdom to understand a man. Give love to forgive him. Patience - to endure his character. Just don’t give strength, otherwise I’ll kill him to hell! __
What should you say when you receive a salary?
- Hello, my little one!
*** She met him, and he caught her ...
*** Honey, I miss you so much...
- For complete happiness Or for good measure?
*** They girls - no matter where. And we are guys - at least someone.
Well, it's enough!!!)
30 deep and interesting quotes giving food for thought:
- Your mind is being programmed. And if you don't program it yourself, then someone else will do it for you.. © Jeremy Hammond
- Having a low opinion of yourself is not modesty. This is self-destruction. © Bobby Sommer
- The same word sounds differently in different writers. One's insides are dragging behind the word. Another takes it out of his coat pocket. © Charles Peguy
- Minimalism is not the absence of something. It's just the perfect amount of something. © Nicholas Burroughs
- Some tourists think that Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in fact it is a city of freedom. It's just that in conditions of freedom, the majority chooses sin. © John Green
- If you think you've already achieved enlightenment, just try spending a week with your family. © Baba Ram Dass
- The mind quickly adapts to everything except longing.. © Emily Dickinson
- The color of truth is grey. © André Gide
- Television will never be an art form because it indulges the expectations of the audience. © Michael Haneke
- I noticed that even people who say that everything is predetermined and that we cannot change anything always look around when crossing the road. © Stephen Hawking
- Life is not what you get. This is what you do with what you get.. © Stephanie Perkins
- It is impossible to become educated if we only read what we like. © Joseph Joubert
- Sometimes, if you really want to eat a cookie, but you can’t, I think about it. What is more pleasing to God? For me to be happy? Or to eat only what is supposed to? … And I eat a cookie. © Dalai Lama
- Something always held us back and made us weaker. It turned out that it was us. © Robert Frost
- If you want to do something great one day, remember one day is today. © George Lucas
- I write like I'm saving someone's life. Perhaps my own. © Clarice Lispector
- Books have the same enemies as humans: fire, dampness, animals, weather, and their own content.. © Paul Valery
- Culture is your operating system. © Terence McKenna
- Practice kindness all day long to all the people around you, and you will realize that you are already in heaven. © Jack Kerouac
- All art is autobiographical. Pearls - the autobiography of an oyster. © Federico Fellini
- Real teachers use themselves as a bridge over which they invite their students to pass. And then, taking the student to the other side, they happily destroy those bridges, encouraging them to create their own. © Nikos Kazantzakis
- The soldier is the last link in the evolution of the animal world. © John Steinbeck
- Travel only with those you love. © Ernest Hemingway
- A lighthouse doesn't run all over the coast looking for a boat to save. It just stands in one place and shines. © Ann Lamott
- If the only prayer you say in your life is "thank you", that's enough. © Meister Eckhart
- Only the weak are sent on a safe path. © Hermann Hesse
- The planet doesn't need a lot of " successful people". The planet is in desperate need of peacemakers, healers, restorers, storytellers and lovers of all kinds. She needs people who are good to live with. The planet needs people with morals who are ready to join the fight to make the world alive and humane. And these qualities have little to do with "success" as it is defined in our society. © Dalai Lama
- At the age of five I learned to read. Nothing more important has ever happened in my life.. © Mario Vargas Llosa
- Everything that needs to be said has already been said. But since no one was listening, everything must be repeated again. © André Gide
- I have committed the most terrible sin of all possible sins. I wasn't happy. © Borges
Sometimes you need to stop, take a break from the worldly bustle, take a deep breath and think about the future. Quo vadis? - Where we are going? Are we moving in the right direction? Maybe change course? What are we striving for? It is likely that the statements of the great representatives of humanity will help you find the right guidelines.
Life modern man with its endless flow of information is complex and multifaceted, and often people are simply lost among the variety of events and everyday routine. Here it is important to feel in time that you are starting to go with the flow, and not to let circumstances take over. Be the creator of your own life, do not rely on fate - fortune is a capricious lady, she may not smile.
Read these thoughtful sayings of famous people, ponder them, and perhaps they will help you take stock of your own life. Take a moment out of your daily routine and find some time for yourself.
No matter how busy you are - at work or at home with children - try to set aside at least a few minutes every day to switch to another wave and reflect on the essence of being. And - who knows? - maybe these great quotes will help you find your place in life.
1. “Sometime in the future you will realize that the years of struggle were the best in life”, Sigmund Freud.
2. “If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, treat it differently, Maya Angelou.
3. “The greatest difficulty of this world is that fools and fanatics are always sure of themselves, and wise men are filled with doubts,” Bertrand Russell.
4. “The thoughts that get us where we are are different from those that get us where we want to be.” Albert Einstein.
5. “Tell me and I will forget. Show me and I will remember. Make me do it and I will understand.” Confucius.
6. “I believe everything has a reason. People change so you learn to let them go; everything around collapses so that you learn to appreciate when everything is fine; you believe when they lie to you, so that over time you learn to trust only yourself; and sometimes something good falls apart to form something better.” Marilyn Monroe
7. “Never let yourself be silenced, never let yourself be made a victim. Do not accept someone else's interference in your life - create it yourself, Robert Frost.
8. “You will stop worrying about what others think of you once you realize how rare it is,” Eleanor Roosevelt.
9. “Just because something isn’t profitable doesn’t mean it’s worthless.” Arthur Miller
10. “Promise that you will always remember: you are braver than you think, stronger than you look, and smarter than you think,” Alan Alexander Milne.
11. “There is only one place in the world that you can truly do better, and that is yourself,” Aldous Huxley.
12. “A tree is judged by its fruits, but a man by his deeds. A good deed will never go unnoticed. Those who sow politeness reap friendship, and those who cultivate goodness will gather love”, St. Basil.
13. “It is not the strongest species that survive, and not the most intelligent, but those that are able to quickly respond to changes,” Charles Darwin.
14. “Time is too slow for those who wait, too fast for those who are afraid, too long for those who mourn, very short for those who are happy, but for those who love, time is eternal.” Henry Van Dyke .
15. “You don't have to be a fantasy hero to do something, compete with someone. You can be an ordinary guy, motivated enough to achieve difficult goals, Sir Edmund Hillary.
What do you think about in moments of peace and quiet? How far have you come or how far should you go? About your strengths or weaknesses? about what might happen in best case, or the worst that could be? At times like these, pay close attention to your thoughts. Because perhaps the only thing that needs to change in order to experience more happiness, love and vitality is your way of thinking.
1. You cannot change what you refuse to face.
2. Sometimes good deeds end in failure, but they are replaced by even more important and more successful ones.
3. Don't think about the price. Think about value.
4. Sometimes you need to step back to see certain things clearly.
5. Too many people buy things they don't need with money they don't have to impress people they don't know. Read the book Rich Dad Poor Dad.
6. No matter how many mistakes you make and how slow your progress, you are still ahead of those people who have not yet tried to do anything.
7. If a person wants to be a part of your life, they will make an obvious effort to do so. Think twice before making room in your heart for people who didn't make the effort to stay there.
8. Make at least one person smile and maybe you will change the world - not the whole, but at least the world of this person.
9. Saying that someone is nasty or ugly will not make you more attractive.
10. The only normal people you know are the ones you don't know much about yet.
11. Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.
12. The most painful thing is to lose your head because of the strong love for someone and in the denial of your individuality.
13. Better to be alone than to be in bad company.
14. With age, we understand that it is not so important to have many friends as to have one, but real.
15. Making 100 friends is easy. But to have just one friend who will be on your side, even when hundreds of people are against you, this is an amazing thing.
16. Giving up does not always mean showing weakness, on the contrary, sometimes it means that you are strong and smart enough to put everything out of your head and move on.
17. Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours in the day as Helena Keller, Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, Albert Einstein, etc. ...
18. If you really want to do something, you will find a way. If you don't want to do it, you will always find an excuse.
19. Don't choose what looks pretty; choose what makes your world beautiful.
20. Falling in love does not mean making a choice. Choose whether to stay in love.
21. True love obliges not to be inseparable, but to be faithful to each other, even in separation.
22. While you are busy looking for the perfect person, you are likely to miss the imperfect person who could make you absolutely
happy.
23. Never do something reckless just because you are temporarily upset.
24. You can learn something valuable from your mistakes, if you, of course, do not deny them.
25. In life, if you risk nothing, in fact you risk a lot.
26. Once you stop chasing the wrong things, you will be able to catch up on the right things.
27. Every situation that has ever happened in your life prepares you for the moment that lies ahead of you.
28. There is nothing boastful about your superiority over another person. True boasting lies in your superiority over the person you once were.
29. Trying to be someone, you waste your time.
30. You will never become who you want to be if you keep blaming everyone else for who you are now.
31. People hide more from you than they show.
32. Sometimes people do not notice what they are doing for them until they stop doing it.
33. Don't listen to what people say, look at what they do.
34. Being alone does not mean you are alone, and being alone does not mean that you are alone.
35. Love is not based on laughter, showing off, or walking together. Love is being with a person who makes you happy in a way that no one else can.
36. Anyone can walk into your life and tell you how much they love you. But not everyone will be able to show it, prove it and stay in your life.
37. Light candles, drink wine, dress nicely. Don't save everything for a special occasion, today is the occasion.
38. Love and appreciate your parents. We are so busy growing up that we forget that our parents also age with time.
39. If you are forced to compromise and give in to your principles for the sake of the people around you, it's probably time to change the people around you.
40. Learn to love yourself first, instead of loving the ideas of the people who love you.
41. When someone tells you: "You have changed", then most likely you have stopped living the way they lived before.
42. It is not necessary to listen to the person who disagrees with you.
43. Be happy. Be yourself. If others don't like it, ignore them. It's your choice and you don't have to please everyone.
44. When things are going well for you, your friends know how you are and who you are. When luck is not on your side, then you already know who your friends are.
45. Do not look for someone who will solve all the problems for you, look for someone who will help you with their solution.
46. Thinking the world will be fair to you just because you are fair is like hoping the lion won't eat you because you don't want to eat him.
47. No matter how good or bad you live, wake up every day, be grateful for your life and all that it has provided you. Someone is now fighting for a piece of bread.
48. The most insignificant manifestation of kindness is much more valuable than mere intention.
49. Many people are very poor because the only thing they have is money.
50. Learn to appreciate what you have before time forces you to appreciate the things you once had.
51. When you start noticing something good in other people, you eventually stop seeing and looking for the good in yourself.
52. You won't drown by falling into water. You will drown standing in it.
53. Better to know and be disappointed than never know and always wonder.
54. We do not want some things to happen, but we do not have the right to change anything, we do not want to know some things, but we must learn them, and there are people without whom we cannot live, but one day we will have to let them go .
55. Happiness is not in what is happening around you, but in what is happening inside you. Most people always expect happiness from other people, but, in truth, it is always born not outside, but inside you.
56. If you tell the truth, it becomes part of your past. If you lie, the lie becomes part of your future.
57. What you do every day matters more than what you are going to do soon.
58. You will not be able to start a new chapter in your life if you are still rereading the previous one.
59. Things add up the best way those people who do their job no matter what awaits them in the end.
60. If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change anything, change your thinking.
