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Just think, the information on the VKontakte page is not true ... my whole life has been like this.

Luck knocks on the door only once, but some of us at this time are sitting on the toilet and do not have time to open ...

- Maybe someday you want to be with me? ... Let me know ... - I think in this world we will not cross paths!))

Life is a concentrate of you… You can’t run away from yourself, however, just like from life…

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The camp is the best 21 days of my childhood, a real little life lived far from parental moralizing, along with those who like chants, discos and horror stories around the campfire ...

Falling in love with your reflection is the strongest feeling that lasts a lifetime ...

The main thing is not how many years you lived in the world, but how you did it ...

No need to whine about your fate... yes, it does not look the way you would like... but you need to soberly assess yourself... you only have what you deserve.

Life is not a CD-RW. Everything that you write down can’t be erased by anything and overwritten old record new one won't work...

You will pay for every tear of mine while you live in this world!

Life teaches those who are ready to learn. And the truth is that sometimes giving up your dreams is not a defeat, but a real act (c) Angel de Coitiers - "In Search of the Tablets"

Your pride will soon make you all alone.

“It pisses us off when they tell us what to do, but we don’t know what to do until someone tells us…”

Happiness when all my friends are with me!

“Life is a story told by a fool: there are many words and passion in it, there is only no meaning” W. Shakespeare

I lost 15kg! I can wear my favorite dress again. And you?

Conscience was invented by people to torment the good!

Born to take cannot give

Sometimes it can be completely unpredictable ... everyone has their own happiness

It's just that people are not angels, but hundreds of people like me ... (C) Persons @

Do not be afraid to set unattainable goals - life will be more interesting

Life is a deep blue sea and a tight prison

And the last will be first

mom is my life and I want to break it myself. You understand it yourself. because it is almost broken anyway.

Life must be disturbed more often so that it does not turn sour.

One who is born to crawl cannot fly.

every path of a man is right in his eyes

... this is sex, without justifying lines, where the process is important, not the result. It's on a sharp edge, all the way down. Nami plays, excited life.

Life is too serious a thing to be taken seriously. Oscar Wilde

“Every person has a certain horizon of views. When it narrows and becomes infinitely small, it turns into a point. Then the person says: this is my point of view ..”

There are no hopeless situations, there are situations from which you are not satisfied with the way out.

They don’t sit in prison as much as you do on the Internet ...

Hollywood star lost 25kg! Find out how to lose weight fast.

People are easier to forgive when someone else is wrong than when they are right.

life is what happens to us while we make plans for the future.

Life is a game. And only pawns who realize this can become queens

Wise men look for strength within themselves, while fools look for strength in others.

“The art of being happy lies in the ability to find happiness in simple things…” (Henry Ward Beecher)

Life is an eternal struggle (C)

“He who loves everyone loves no one”

jealousy is a suspicion that not only you are cheating, but also you ...

“Many, following Pushkin, can say: “Ah yes I am! Oh yes son of a bitch! “- And much more than Pushkin will be right”

modesty decorates, but leaves hungry

“Not all policies are for sale, many have already been sold”

- When you live for a long time without something, then you no longer need it.

Life is what happens to us while we make plans for the future. Thomas La Mans

In the world of sharks - manage to become a nuclear submarine

“Not forgiving a mistake, you make a mistake yourself. Forgiving meanness, you help to commit another. And stupidity does not require forgiveness at all.”

And it will pass .. It's just Life, Life with a capital letter ...

xxx: do what you want... but your life will smell like my perfume uuu: i will brush off the freshener

There are 2 states: fool Shiz and. The fool is treated, but the schizo is not “E. V. Zharinov.

Choose a character and fight in fantasy! The best graphics and detail online.

Life is not the days that have passed, but those that are remembered

An incredible fact, now they don’t take money for an online game, they also pay!

life is crumbling before our eyes. every day... every moment...

pants for a man to hide his thoughts

my life is my game! do you want to be in my life? live by my rules!

“Everything is in our hands, so do not let them down”

The Japanese teach Russians how to quickly remove belly fat! Their method...

In the world of unfortunate women, all men are “goats and bastards”, and everything good always ends badly

“The best thing we can give our children is to teach them to love themselves”

Life is like a ladder in a chicken coop - short and full of shit.

It's never too late to do 3 things: love, ask for forgiveness and start a new life..

How we live is a state secret. What we live on is commercial.

Life can be a zebra, but sometimes we take a black marker and paint over the white stripes ourselves..

Born to crawl everywhere crawl

Japanese women shared with the world the secret of their harmony!

– Trees in different countries smell differently

“The wind in the head is not always favorable.”

“Don’t be afraid of what others think of you – they are too busy what you think of them”

- You had to go half the world to understand that the truth was nearby

“It is better to lose with dignity than to win shamefully!”

Life is a queue after death, and the one who climbs without a queue is stupid

That which will remain in eternity is not dead; with the death of time, death will also die. Howard Lovecraft ©

I will inhale nicotine fumes and fill my soul with alcohol. Burning life - that's what I can do perfectly well.

When a person lacks flexibility, he begins to break out.

- Smile so that others dry their heads - what have you experienced

never make someone else's fake out of yourself ... you are a person, you have your own life and destiny ...©

Life is trying to teach us something, but instead of listening to it, we look at the crows.

"Life. I understand her less and less and love her more and more…”

“My conscience is clear, I don’t use it”

feel like a tampon good location, at a bad time

Life is a box of chocolates, you never know what the next candy will be filled with!

don't take life seriously, it's temporary

Want beautiful life with home delivery…

death is what happens to others

– Drink your coffee – only outsiders drink it

Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice, need.

don't get discouraged anywhere...

When everything in life is given simply, you don’t know how difficult it really is. And only after going through the difficulties of life, you begin to relate to it easier.

Life is like a box of matches: taking it seriously is ridiculous, carelessly dangerous!

A person begins to die at the moment of conception

We don't play Life... but Life plays us..

- How not to be afraid of death? Just think about her more often

Difficulties are like dogs: they only bite those who are not used to them...

Life must be lived in such a way that it is embarrassing to tell, but it is pleasant to remember!

You shouldn't grieve. Who knows, maybe one day you will wake up dead. (C) Homer Simpson

Life is neither suffering nor bliss. Life is a blank canvas, and one must be an artist in relation to it. – Bhagawan Shri Rajneesh

“Don't lose your self-respect! Otherwise, no one will find him ... "

“Life is like a sandwich – it's the other way around”

We will wait - we will see ... We will live - we will find out ... We will survive - we will take into account ...

Life makes us grow up, the one who remains young in his soul, he won fate!

The feeling of happiness appears so unexpectedly. You just feel that you are happy and that's it, and there's nothing you can do about it!

It doesn’t matter how they behaved, who is a scoundrel and who is a saint, everyone left the same way, to a world where there is peace without time .. they say that life is sweet, short and deep, but during the time that you are, it will get bored .. (with )

“Do not be afraid of death - while we are alive, it is not, and when it comes, we will no longer be ...”

“Is the concept of the norm overestimated, or there are really a lot of abnormal ones”

Prosperity reveals our vices, and disasters our virtues.

Every moment of our Life connects the boundless past with the infinite future!!

The problem is not that I drink, the problem is that I do not consider it a problem (c) Zeldovich

Life is sad, but the salary is ridiculous

If life is in stripes, stop at white and go along ...

Life is the moment before eternity.

Our life consists of a chain of victories and defeats ... A huge battlefield. Having won in one battle, we do not even have time to enjoy the laurels of victory, as we again plunge into another. And only at the end of life can we sum up the whole war ...

Underwear for every day: stylish design and trendy colors

The stomach can be removed, even if you are over 40! Japanese scientists will teach you...

friendship between a man and a woman is sex postponed until later ...

“Life is not as easy as you think. It's easier…”

“Don’t make so much effort, all the best things happen unexpectedly” –

I loved this life too much, in which there are no thoughts “where are you” and “with whom”.

- Eternal, good, forgotten, old ..

The main components of happiness are when you have something to do, someone to love and eat, to hope for!

Best wise quotes on Statuses-Tut.ru! How often do we try funny joke hide your feelings. Today we are taught to hide behind carefree smile your true feelings. Why strain your loved ones with your problems. But is it right? After all, who else can help us in difficult times, if not the dearest people. They will support you in word and deed, your loved ones will be by your side, and everything that bothered you so much will be resolved. Wise statuses are also a kind of advice about the most important things in the life of every person. Go to Statuses-Tut.ru and choose the most interesting sayings of great people. The wisdom of mankind is collected in great books such as the Bible, the Koran, the Bhagavad Gita and many others. Their thoughts and feelings, their understanding of the universe and us in it, their attitude to every living being - all this worried a person both in antiquity and in our age of technical developments. Wise statuses with meaning are a kind of summary of those great sayings that even today make us think about the eternal.

The wisest sayings of famous personalities!

How often do you look at the stars? In modern megacities it is difficult to catch when day follows night, the light of thousands of lanterns and neon signs interferes. And sometimes you really want to watch the starry sky and think about the universe. Remember the happiest moments of your life, dream about the future or just count the stars. But we are always in a hurry, forgetting about simple joys. After all, thirty years ago it was possible to watch the moon from the roof of the highest building in the city. And in the summer, falling into the tall grass, look at the clouds, listening to the trills of birds and the chirping of grasshoppers. Everything changes in this world, wise sayings allow us to see ourselves from the outside, stop and look at the starry sky.

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Most statuses in in social networks either funny and comic, or devoted to the theme of love and the experiences associated with it. Sometimes you want to find a decent status without jokes. Interesting sayings and quotes about the meaning of life, wise phrases about human nature, philosophical discussions about the future of modern civilization. After all, it is not in vain that they say that a person cannot be fed by bread alone. If you want to stand out from the huge number of "pranksters in love", find worthy "food for thought", then collected here wise statuses will help you with this. Really significant and wise phrases remain in our memory, while others disappear without leaving a trace. Wise sayings of great people make us think, cut into consciousness and can help solve a particular problem. We have collected a wide variety of statuses with meaning and are ready to share them with you.

Those who supported me when I fell, now hold on, we are taking off! 170

Life is like playing poker: you always have to be ready for someone else's bluff and have an ace up your sleeve. 57

Life is like a piano: the key is black, the key is white, the lid... 313

The best way to keep your promise is not to make it. 118

The best road is the one that leads home. 163

Look forward with hope, look back with gratitude, look up with faith, look around with love. 150

When it’s bad you need to remember: if you give up, it won’t get better! 114

Sow an act, you reap a habit, sow a habit, you reap a character, sow a character, you reap a destiny. 48

There are no cowardly men. Either a man or a coward. 82

Weak people believe in luck, strong people believe in cause and effect. 58

Getting up at 7 in the morning for work is torment, pain and tears. Getting up at 5 am for a trip abroad - yes, easily! 112

Everyone has their own hell: there is not necessarily fire and tar .. Our hell is life in vain! 39

Life is like hot tea. Burning, but with sweets is normal! 102

Life is always fair, it's just that sometimes it tests for strength... 88

If no one criticizes you, it means that you have not yet achieved success. 74

Everyone must pay for his own stupidity, otherwise he will never grow wiser. 52

The best teacher in life is experience. Takes, however, expensive, but explains intelligibly. 102

When we are really expected, we return even from the next world. 98

Don't try to fix the past. Better do your best not to spoil the future. 115

The more difficult the chosen path, the fewer fellow travelers. 51

Life is short! Break the rules! Farewell quickly! Kiss slowly! Love sincerely! Laugh uncontrollably! 131

It is necessary to live in such a way that everyone at the top goes nuts and says, come on, stop, repeat again! 38

You need to live in such a way that others have depression! 69

Stupid things happen by accident, and then become the best moments in life. 45

Fate sometimes takes you by the throat so much that you involuntarily show your tongue to it. 16

You have to survive the rain to see a rainbow... 69

Do not envy the one who is strong and rich.
Dawn is always followed by sunset.
With this life short, equal to a sigh,
Treat like a rental.
Omar Khayyam, however. 74

The Internet is like life - there is nothing to do, but you don’t want to leave ... 66

The secret is to be friends with those who are better. Train with those who are stronger, love those who cannot. Don't give up where others give up. 53

Only children and dogs love you just like that. Just for being you! 44

Life is given to learn, life is given to love. But you need to know what you are learning and you need to know who to love. 59

Wisdom lessons are given to us for free, but they are very expensive. 45

Remember: all people fall into your destiny for a reason. Some bring happiness, while others bring experience. 68

There are people whom you can know all your life and forget in 1 day, and there are those who you can know in 1 day and remember all your life. 96

After 40° life is just beginning! 35

Fate is a book ... Someone has a detective story, someone has a novel, someone has a complete fantasy. I have a comic :) 61

Be in the present, not in the past. After all, the past cannot be returned, but the present can be twisted as you like. 41

You can have secondary education, but upbringing must be higher! 79