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Introduction:

"75" is undoubtedly a great Anniversary, which should be celebrated solemnly and beautifully. There should be a large number of guests, from relatives to neighbors, and you can celebrate anywhere, both at home and in a cafe, and depending on weather conditions and in nature. It is important that not the Jubilee himself take care of this holiday, but his children and grandchildren. And of course, he must follow a good script.

Subject:

"(first name, patronymic) day." The script should fully praise and congratulate the Jubilee himself, because he is the center of attention, he is the main one on this day. We will definitely decorate the place where everything will take place, this can be done with balloons of bright colors, congratulatory garlands and posters. So you can make grandpa nice and take his photo in Photoshop in an interesting way, and print it in the largest size, and hang it in the middle of the hall. Also, if possible, you can order a portrait, now this service is quite relevant.

Years fly, they pass
The date of birth is raised up,
And most importantly, the soul
She was as young as ever
And we know one
(name, patronymic) we call him,
And him to applause
On his day, in his hall, we invite you!

(Anniversary enters to applause)

What can I say?! You are like a groom
And I will read you this verse:
75 and there is no better date,
This is a mysterious dawn for happiness,
When you are a husband, father, good grandfather,
And great-grandfather in a couple of years,
When there are close relatives and friends,
When the whole world is familiar to you
And all that's left now is to live
And as long as possible in this happiness to be!

(applause)

And of course men's gifts,
Sweets, cognac and stacks of gold!

(someone from the relatives brings these gifts to the Anniversary)

Well, for life to be sweet,
You immediately pour a glass of cognac,
And eat it all with candy,
Get our applause!

(The hero of the day drinks a shot, has a snack and goes to his seat to applause)

Well, the guests and you have been waiting,
Then we all drink together for an encore,
For our dear Anniversary,
So that there is no end to joy and happiness!

(musical break, meal)

To cheer you up
I was able to compose a contest,
For the most attentive
Smart and conscious!

The competition is called: "Find five differences." Three people take part. Each is given two large photographs, which depict the Anniversary, they are the same, but on the other there are five small differences from the other, and that is what the participants need to find. And so, whoever completes the task first, wins. Prize: beautiful photo frame.

We are celebrating 75 years today
And you (name, patronymic), congratulations on this,
And we drink wine for you
Let everything make you happy!

(musical break, meal)

It was someone who came
Who wants to play here
Anniversary congratulations?!
Nikolai Baskov himself, so to speak!

(the song is rehearsed in advance, performed by one person)

Song-alteration on the motive of Nikolai Baskov "Bar-organ".

Verse #1

I came here to congratulate you,
I came here to you, and I will praise you,
I came here to you, for your smile,
And I will sing to you with the string of a flexible violin!

Anniversary your birthday,

So that in "75" they were joyful,

Verse #2

You Alla Borisovna and Philip Kirkorov,
Many greetings and regards were conveyed,
They congratulate you on this date,
And I sing along all the same winged!

Anniversary your birthday,
Let it give you - admiration,
So that in "75" they were joyful,
And the days are all beautiful and sweet!

(applause)

Thank you, thank you, my dear!

(applause)

Baskov himself came to congratulate you,
And you are worthy of all these accolades,
Let's have a drink then
And then all together we will congratulate!

(musical break, meal)

Something the guests sat up,
You must have eaten?
So you need to get up
And congratulations to the Anniversary,
Let's all one by one
Gift and wish!

(guests alternately congratulate the Jubilee)

Now let's go to the table
And we'll pour a glass of wine,
And for the dear Anniversary,
For our good and dear,
Standing, let's drink everything to the bottom,
May your wishes come true!

(musical break, meal)

And now I propose a new competition to hold,

Fun and laughter awaits us all ahead!

The competition is called: "Congratulations from the glutton." Everyone is welcome to participate. Task: the presenter takes out a tray with caramel sweets, the participants take turns stuffing their mouths with them and at the same time must solemnly say congratulations to the Anniversary, all sweets are considered. The winner is the one who picks up the most other sweets, but his congratulations will be beautiful and understandable. Prize: a package of chocolates.

Sweet tooth said everything
We haven't had a drink in a long time
So let's spill
To the health of the Anniversary, drink everything!

(musical break, meal)

The holiday is just heating up
But someone says goodbye to you,
My work has come to an end
And I'm leaving you
But I give advice:
Have fun, sing songs
Celebrate the holiday together
Congratulations to the hero of the day
Don't let him be sad!

(the presenter leaves, but the celebration continues)

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The competition is focused mainly on the birthday boy. Several potatoes are placed on a chair and covered with something. The birthday boy is invited to sit on the covered potatoes and fidget, and he must do this, in order to ultimately determine how many potatoes lie under him.

Know your other half

The competition will require one loving couple and many other participants, both women and men. A man from a loving couple is blindfolded. All other players, including the woman from the pair, sit on chairs and expose one leg.
The task of a blindfolded man is to guess his soul mate by touch.

Drawing from words

To conduct the competition, several people will be needed, one of which is the leader. The host takes out a simple drawing and shows it to one of the players, all the rest should not see it. The player who saw the drawing must explain in a whisper to the other player what was shown in the drawing. The second player tells the third player from the words of the first and so on.
The last player to be told about the drawing takes a piece of paper, a pen or pencil, and tries to draw what he was told. Then the drawing drawn by the last player is compared with the original.

Associations

Players sit in a circle. The first player thinks of a word and speaks it in the neighbor's ear, so that the others do not hear. The second player comes up with an association with this word, and says it in the ear of the third player. And so on until the very end. The word is returned to the first player who speaks it out loud. It is interesting at the end to compare the original word and the final association.

Only without hands!

The players are divided into two teams. Their task is to transfer round objects, such as balls, from one end of the room to the other without the help of hands. Players can pinch them between their knees or come up with another way.
The team that gets their balls to the other side of the room the fastest wins.

catch a butterfly

Two players are invited to participate in the competition, each of which is awarded a large net on a long stick. Along with this, they are given a balloon each. The task of the players is to catch each other in the net without dropping the ball.
The competition is quite funny and gives pleasure not only to the players, but also to the guests.

kiss ribbons

For the competition, you will need several ribbons of the same color and length. The host folds all the ribbons so that the edges match, then squeezes the middle of the folded ribbons into a fist, and arbitrarily lowers their ends down.
Each player must take the end of the tape. Then the host opens his fist, and the couple who hold on to different ends of the same ribbon should kiss.

Congratulations on the round date

Only the bravest take part. So, the guests take turns putting a round bagel in their mouth and say a short congratulation in two or three sentences. The guest congratulates, and the hero of the day "recognizes" the text of the congratulator. The guest, whose congratulations with a bagel in his mouth the hero of the day recognizes verbatim, will win and receive a prize.

Anniversary

Guests are divided into small teams, about 3-4 people each, and each team becomes a circle. The teams are awarded with an "anniversary" treat - belyash. On the “start” command, the participants, biting off in turn and passing whites in a circle, try to deal with this treat faster than the others. Only you need to do this without the help of hands (one participant holds with his teeth, and the second bites, takes the whites and holds, and the third bites and so on. The team that eats the whites faster will be the winner.

Round date - in a ball

Participants are divided into pairs and each pair receives the same (in length) ball of thread. On the “start” command, some participants in pairs unravel the ball, and the second participants are tied with a thread, that is, they wind the threads around themselves. The couple that unwinds the ball faster than the rest and winds the threads around the participant will win and receive a prize.

The "Hero of the Evening" scenario is suitable for holding the birthday of a married middle-aged man and is designed for a large number of guests.

Cool congratulations from friends, a portrait from his wife, performances by a gypsy and a pop star - just a small fraction of what awaits the birthday man on this day.

Guests will be able to see what the birthday boy was like in childhood, what happened to him as a teenager, and what kind of a man he grew up to be.

The entertainment program is built in such a way that each of the guests can take part.

Hall decoration

To decorate the hall, you can use any festive attributes: balloons, garlands, confetti, photographs and even unusual dishes. The decoration of the room depends on its size. If the holiday takes place in an apartment, then just add a few balloons, posters with wishes and garlands. If a restaurant is ordered, then chairs and tables are decorated with beautiful capes, balls and lights are also added.

Props

1. Sheet with "baby".
2. Crosswords.
3. Collections of recipes for dishes from carrots or vegetables.
4. An easel or sketchbook with markers/felt-tip pens.
5. Soap set.
6. Black wig and long dress.
7. Tablets with words.
8. Gypsy clothes.
9. Bottle of alcohol.
10. Three squirrel tails.
11. Contents for the secret bag: hat, nipple, socks, thong, bra, peignoir, hair clip, gloves, glasses, family pants, beads, wig, false bunny ears.
12. Bunny tails.
13. Hat.

Musical arrangement

For background music, light compositions are chosen, most often without words, leaving only the melody. At the exit of specially invited guests, you can put themed compositions. So, at the exit of the gypsy - a song about the camp, for Conchita Wurst - the beginning of the song that she performed at Eurovision.


In between competitions and games, you can invite guests to dance. In this case, you should also consider a playlist for dancing. It will depend on the age of the invited guests and the tastes of the birthday man. Cheerful, incendiary and energetic songs have always been a success at holidays such as birthdays.

Cool script for the birthday of a man "Hero of the evening"

Leading: Welcome to the birthday of (birthday name)! I greet each of you and congratulate the birthday boy on the holiday! I invite the rest of the guests to keep up and join in my congratulations. And here are the first wishing - friends of the birthday man.

Congratulation friends:
We came to congratulate you
Happy wonderful holiday.
We want to wish you health
Be strong, brave, fighting,
So that the liver never fails
And the rest of the organs held.

So that you always stand
set table,
The currency multiplied in my pocket.
Beautiful wife, let her be there
Giving you my love
To boil in the veins of blood
From a stormy night in your bedroom.

And don't forget about friends
Call, write, invite more often.
We are always ready for you
Stand up, lie flat.
My friend, know that you are our pride!
Happy birthday! Hooray!
(the last words are pronounced loudly all together)

Leading: What faithful friends you have, I propose to drink for your friendship. May she always be strong! For you, friends!

(guests raise their glasses to friendship)

Leading: We see you as you are: strong, courageous, imposing. And who remembers the birthday boy when he was just a baby? I invite a birthday person and someone for a support group.

(the birthday boy approaches the host, and his wife, mother or sister is chosen as his assistant)

Entertainment "Little Miracle":
The birthday boy sticks his head into a pre-prepared "body". Two assistants hold a sheet, in the middle of which a hole for the head is cut. A children's blouse with mittens and sliders are sewn below.

Where the sleeves from the blouse end, they are also made so that the assistant can insert her hands there. And the birthday boy puts his hands in his pants. Thus, the following picture is obtained: the audience sees the head of the birthday man, the hands of his assistant and the dangling legs, which are controlled by the birthday man himself.

The laughter is that the assistant does not see everything that is happening, and the birthday man himself will not be able to do what is usually convenient to do with his hands. The facilitator reads the text, and the participants perform all the movements that they hear. All the necessary details are given to him by an assistant.

Leading: N years ago, a small (birthday name) was born. He stretched sweetly, rubbed his eyes and sneezed loudly. Here he first tasted milk. (Hands of an assistant give him a baby bottle of milk) Ah, he ate so well that he wanted to sleep. Opening his mouth wide, he yawns for a long, long time, covering his mouth with his palm. Suddenly he wanted to poop. He pushes, he pushes hard - it worked. He took a piece of paper and began to wipe his ass. Satisfied (name of the birthday boy), dances, moves his legs. Here he found a nipple somewhere, put it in his mouth, smiled. (then the pacifier is removed)

But our (birthday name) is growing up. He learned to brush his teeth, he took a brush and let's brush your teeth vigorously. He took a comb to comb it and, handsome, ran quickly to the kitchen, opening the door with his heel. There he finds a sandwich and boldly throws it into his mouth. Washes everything down with compote and hurries to play in the yard. But first he puts on a hat, scarf, mittens. And with a confident gait, he went down the stairs. (energetic music is turned on for a walk)

Leading: Applause to the birthday boy and his assistant! And so that (the name of the birthday man) grows healthy, let's raise a glass and say a few pleasant words to him. I propose to say a toast to the parents of the birthday boy.

(parents congratulate son)

Leading: In the meantime, we are smoothly moving on to the already matured (name of the birthday man). Now he has become a teenager, which means bad habits are starting to appear. This is how he tasted vodka for the first time. Yes, he overdid it a little, which is difficult for him to find words. One hope for you, dear guests. I invite two teams of nine people to my place.

Contest "Guess the word":
Each participant is glued or put on a sheet of A4 paper on which one letter is written. The host reads the riddles, and the participants must quickly line up in a row, thus writing the answer. The team that solves more riddles wins and receives a prize - each with a crossword puzzle. Each team is given an equal number of letters: d, y, w, a, p, b m, i, h.


Riddles from the host:

• Either recumbent or standing. Either cold or hot. (Shower)
• It is round and transparent, like glass. It is quite easy to see the future in it. (Ball)
• Strong, slender and strong, because he is the lord of the forest. (Oak)
• Rides loudly in the hands of a child. (Ball)

Leading: Our (name of the birthday man) is growing up quickly. Becomes a man and new needs appear. For the next competition, I need three pairs of a man-woman. Who is brave? Do not be shy! It won't hurt, I promise.

Competition "Adult Needs":
For this contest you will need a grater and a carrot. Men press the carrot between their legs, holding it with their hands if necessary. The girls also hold the grater between their legs, but in such a way that the man, coming up from behind, can reach the grater with a tied carrot.

On command, the couples must quickly rub the carrots. As soon as the allotted time is over, the guests look: whoever has worn the carrot more than the rest, he won. The winner receives a prize - a collection of dishes from carrots or vegetables.

Leading: We have decided on a winning couple and she receives her trophy - a book of recipes for carrot dishes, so that you use the vegetables for their intended purpose. And I pass the word for congratulations to the birthday man's wife - (wife's name).

(wife says a toast to the birthday boy)

Leading: What warm words sounded to you (name of the birthday boy) from your beloved and charming wife. You can immediately see how much she loves you, but what words, I propose to actually see how the wife sees her husband. (Name of wife), I will ask you to come to me.

Birthday portrait:
The wife of the birthday man is blindfolded and given a marker or felt-tip pen in his hands. In front of her is an easel or a regular sketchbook.


She must draw a portrait of her husband with her eyes closed. For variety, you can put a few markers. The facilitator will comment on which part of the body she needs to go to and which marker she wants to use.

Leading: The guests do not get bored, but support the novice artist with applause. (Name of wife) must be very worried.

(the wife draws a portrait to the music, and the guests support her)

Leading: See what kind of Picasso woke up in you (wife's name). Our dear (name of the birthday man), accept from the bottom of your heart the best picture in the history of mankind - your portrait from your beloved wife. She tried very hard.

(the birthday boy is given his portrait)

Leading: And the gifts do not end there, there is still more to come. In the meantime, I invite seven applicants for the next competition.

Competition "At the command of the pike ...":
Seven chairs are placed in a row. The host gives everyone the command that they need to bring. When the participants go in search of a hidden object, the leader removes one chair and the one who came last, and he did not have enough chair, leaves.


Each thing is then returned to the owner, and only after that the leader calls the next desire. The winner is the one who reaches the end, fulfilling all the wishes of the leader. The prize is a small soap box. Participants will need to bring the following:

• A bottle of vodka.
• Someone else's, not your own, men's boot.
• Women's earring.
• Ketchup or sauce.
• Any thing from the birthday boy.

Leading: Applause to all participants, and we reward the winner with a soap set and ask you to say a few words to the birthday man.

(winner toasts)

Leading: We will play a little, and for this I need five people.

Game "Simple questions - funny answers":
Participants stand with their backs to the guests. A certain word is put on their back, none of the guests tells them what word they got. The participants themselves should also not spy on the others. The facilitator asks each player a question, and he must creatively answer it. And the places for participants can be the following: "maternity hospital", "bushes", "sex-shop", "sobering-up station", "work".


Questions:

1. How did you first come to this place?
2. What were your impressions of this place?
3. What do you usually do there?
4. What is it that attracts you there?
5. How do your loved ones feel about it?
6. When are you going there next?

Leading: Ladies and gentlemen, please have a moment of attention. Now I will announce the name of the celebrity who came here to personally congratulate the birthday man on his holiday. Meet the incredible and stunning Conchita Wurst.

Conchita's performance:
They agree in advance with a bearded man from the guests or draw a beard with a black eyeliner. The participant must be in a dress and with long hair, so a wig is required. The guest sings a song to the soundtrack "Rise like a phoenix", and at the end of his performance congratulates the birthday boy.

You can approach him, hug, kiss. In a word, completely improvise and amuse all the guests, especially the birthday boy.

Leading: Thank you Conchita, you were amazing! We see off the pop star with thunderous applause. And you, dear guests, do not forget to raise a toast to the birthday boy.

(everyone congratulates the birthday boy)

Leading: And I announce another competition. I will ask as many beautiful ladies to come here as there are letters in the full name of our birthday man.

Game "Erotic Spelling":
The required number of girls comes to the leader. They are given bunny tails, which they must put on in the right place. And at the command of the presenter and to the music, all the girls unanimously write the full name of the birthday man with their buttocks.

Leading: Here is such an unusual and slightly erotic performance that (the name of the birthday man) of the fair sex arranged for you. Let's clap for them, friends, and in the meantime we continue to surprise the birthday man with congratulations. To your loud applause, I invite a special guest - the gypsy Zara.
(guests greet the gypsy)

Leading: Zara did not just come to congratulate (the name of the birthday man) on his birthday, but also to predict the fate of everyone.

Predictions of the gypsy Zara:
This time, any woman from the guests is chosen, with whom they also agree in advance. She approaches any guest and, looking into her palm, says what awaits this person in the near future. The birthday boy will be the last person she approaches.


Prediction 1:
I see you don't get enough sleep
But you are sad, you will sleep soon.
You will sleep long and softly
Until the lettuce is pulled out from under you.

Prediction 2:
Wow, have a fun weekend ahead of you.
A handsome man will pester.
Don't give in!
Five minutes of work
Nine months of care.

Prediction 3:
Your life path is successful
It leads uphill.
Buying a car soon
But I can't figure out which one:
Either a white BMW, or a green Muscovite.

Prediction 4:
Oh pearly hand
Never have I seen such a happy fate.
And the family is strong, and friends are true,
I see a long and happy life awaits you.
You will live long until you die.
Happiness is ahead of you
And how you lean - behind.

Leading: I want to invite seven people for the next competition. Everyone remembers the chair contest? Music plays, the participants dance around the chairs and as soon as the music ends, you need to have time to sit on an empty chair. Whoever does not have enough chairs is out. We will slightly change the rules of this competition. Since our people are adults, we will replace the chairs with glasses of vodka.

Competition "Hurry up to grab the first":
Six glasses are placed on a table, preferably round. Participants surround the table and, to the music, begin to move around it. The music ends, you need to be the first to grab a glass. Whoever doesn't get it is out. The competition continues until one glass remains on the table. The winner receives a prize - a bottle of any alcohol.

Leading: And here we have a winner and receives a well-deserved prize - a bottle of good alcohol. But we do not advise you to get too carried away with strong drinks, otherwise such squirrels may visit you one day.

Performance of squirrels:
Three women are selected to dance to the song "Single ladies" from the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks. False squirrel tails are tied to their belts, and they must give the birthday man an incendiary dance.

Leading: And now I invite everyone to join me. Absolutely everyone who is brave, come out to me.

(people start to come out to the leader)

Leading: We stand in a circle so that everyone is comfortable and free to stand. I have here is a package with a secret. Your task is to pass it to each other as long as the song is playing, and what to do next, I'll tell you later. Go!

Game "Give it to another":
The package contains various things and objects. To the music, all participants pass each other a package without looking inside. As soon as the music stops, the person who had the bag takes one thing out of it and puts it on. The game continues until the last thing is taken out of the bag. The contents of the package may be different, for example: hat, nipple, socks, thong, bra, peignoir, hair clip, gloves, glasses, family pants, beads, wig, false bunny ears. After all things have found their owners, they will need to be removed. Each player includes separate music.

Leading: What a variety immediately appeared. But, unfortunately, now all this beauty needs to be removed and, as usual, to the music. Let's start with the last player.

(music turns on and the first guest begins to take off the recently worn item)

Leading: But the surprises don't end there. Right now, I want to see three brave participants next to me for our next fun music competition.

Competition "Minute of Glory":
The presenter offers each of the participants a song that he will perform. For example, “The wind blew from the sea”, “And someone went down the hill”, “I got drunk drunk”. Participants can choose their own song, the main thing is that they should not be very similar in terms of repertoire. When it is the turn to mix their songs, the participants include the minus of any remix.

Leading: Friends, you now have a unique opportunity to become famous all over the world. Each of you needs to sing your song as loudly as possible. Here, without music, each of you, with all your strength, will try to sing your song. Ready? Started!

(everyone sings their own song loudly, trying to cover their rivals)

Leading: Great - great! And now we will remake your songs a little in a more modern way.

(each member now does not just sing their own song, but mixes to the music, using words such as "ey", "uiva-uiva" and so on)

Leading: Let's applaud our beginners, but already such promising stars.

Leading: And now our holiday is gradually coming to an end and I want to ask you, dear guests: did you like today's holiday, did you regret that you came?

(guests answer that they liked it)

Leading: What you liked is good, but you just say something quietly about it. I have such a magic hat, (takes out a hat) that will reveal the whole truth about your thoughts. So let's go!

Magic hat game:
The host puts on a hat to any guest and at that moment the refrain of a certain song sounds:

• “I am all so sudden” A. Semenovich.
• "I'm tired, I want love" Quest Pistols.
• "Look what a woman" group Shan-hai.
• “A week before the second I will leave for Komarovo” Vitas.
• "I want to thump" Like a pizden.
• "Buy me a carp" A. Kozlovsky.
• "Marry me" group Breasts.
• "What a wonderful day" cheerful Mouse.

Leading: In general, not bad, now I can believe that you really liked the holiday. We would like to thank the wonderful organizer of this evening (the name of the birthday boy) and once again wish him a happy birthday! May your life be full of bright events and pleasant memories! Happiness to you! Happy birthday!
(everyone congratulates the birthday boy, and the disco begins)


A cool script, active guests, fun contests, a resourceful presenter are the main criteria for a fun birthday. Remember: the best gift is an emotion! Arrange an unforgettable holiday for the birthday man, please him with comic congratulations and gifts, and he will never forget your efforts.

Scenario of the anniversary of an elderly man (grandfather)

EXIT OF GYPSIES TO MUSIC "Gypsy with an exit"

Lead Gypsy: WHO'S BIRTHDAY HERE?
GIVE UP YOUR EARS!
WE WILL NOT PULL FOR THEM-
JUST SIT AND LISTEN.

ALTHOUGH WE ARE NOT LOVED, BUT WITHOUT US WITHOUT GYPSIES, NOT A SINGLE HOLIDAY IS POSSIBLE. HERE AND YOUR ANNIVERSARY WE COULD NOT PASS BY THE SIDE. AND TODAY'S OUR CONCERT WE DEDICATED TO YOU, OUR DEAR NIKOLAI IVANOVICH!

SING A SONG TO THE MELODY "HAPPINESS SUDDENLY IN SILENCE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR"

1. WE KNOCKED ON YOUR DOOR IN SILENCE.
ARE YOU WAITING FOR US OR NOT?
WE WANT TO CHECK.
THE TABLE IS SET AND SITTING
SO MANY FRIENDS HERE
IT MEANS EVERYTHING IS OK,
THIS IS THE ALARM.

CHORUS:
ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, OPEN THE DOOR,
HOW MUCH FRIENDS HERE, LOOK.
EVERYONE COME TO CONGRATULATE YOU
FROM THE SOUL, AS BEFORE, LOVE.
YOU DON'T LOOK AT YOUR AGE
STILL IS AHEAD OF US.
MEETINGS ARE ALL AHEAD OF US,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY \Kolya\.

2. WHAT YOU WANT,
LONG WE DECIDED.
TO IN YOUR LIFE
THERE WAS NO SAD
TO HAPPINESS IN YOUR HOUSE
IT HAPPENED MORE
TO FRIENDS AT THE TABLE
THERE WAS ALSO A LOT.

Leading gypsy: I LOOK YOUR RELATIVES ARE MULTINATIONAL.
ALL YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL, FUN.
WELL, AND IF THEY ARE FUN, THEN THEY LOVE TO SING AND DANCE, AS WE ARE GYPSIES.

YOU ARE 80 TODAY, OUR NATIVE,
CELEBRATE THE ANNIVERSARY YOUR RELATIVES DREAMS
THE FAMILY IS PROUD OF THE "YOUNG" YOU,
YOUR SMILE INCLUDE THE HEART.

SING TO THE MOTIF "TODAY IS A HOLIDAY FOR GIRLS"

(2 VERSE AND 2 CHORUS AND SOUND OFF)

1. TODAY YOU HAVE A HOLIDAY,
TODAY IS YOUR ANNIVERSARY.
AND THE WHOLE DAY IS ALL FOR YOU:
GIFTS, CONGRATULATIONS!

GUYS COME, GIRL COME,
CONGRATULATE YOU WITH LOVE.
SMILE TO US MORE FUN
ALL OF US ARE MUTUALLY LOVE.

2. ALL GUESTS ARE FULL OF IMPORTANCE
AND EVERYTHING IS GREAT.
THEY ARE INVITED BY YOU
OF COURSE, NOT IN VALUE.

GUYS COME, GIRL COME,
FROM ALL CONGRATULATIONS SOUND.
YES AND DRINK, OF COURSE, TODAY
FOR YOUR HEALTH EVERYONE WANTS!

YOU HAVE SO MUCH WISDOM
FOR THESE 80 YEARS!
AND YOU HAVE GIVEN TO YOUR RELATED MORE THAN TIME
THAN GOLD ADVICE!

GIVE THEM LOVE AND WARM
ALWAYS THE WARMTH OF YOUR SOUL!
AND BECAUSE YOU HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
CONGRATULATE EVERYONE HURRY SOON!

WE WISH YOU
HEALTH, HAPPINESS, GREAT BENEFITS!
LIVE LONG BY REAPING
FRUIT OF SPIRITUAL GENEROSITY!

SONG "HOP, HOP, HOP" FROM
K / F "TABOR GOES TO THE SKY"

1. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY CONGRATULATIONS
AND WE WISH YOU GOOD
BE RICH AND HEALTHY
HOP, HOP, HOP!
LONG-LIVER URAL
HOP, HOP, HOP!

2.. LET RELATIVES RESPECT,
WARM, CARE SURROUND
BE HAPPY AND SUCCESSFUL
HOP, HOP, HOP!
AND HEALTHY IN PLUS
HOP, HOP, HOP!

3. TO DO NOT HURT FEET,
AND BRAIN SO NOT TO BE DUMMY,
STRONG, STRONG, SO THAT THE HEART WAS
HOP, HOP, HOP!
NEVER LET UP
HOP, HOP, HOP!

4. HAIR IS ALREADY GRAY,
FORCES WEAKEN ALSO,
BUT YOUR SOUL IS LIKE A BIRD
HOP, HOP, HOP!
RIDES FOR FIGHT AND DOES NOT GIVE UP
HOP, HOP, HOP!

5. I WISH YOU, Kolya,
DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE ANNIVERSARY
THAT RELATIVES WERE NEAR
HOP, HOP, HOP!
YEARS TO A HUNDRED YOU LIVE WITH NADIA
HOP, HOP, HOP!

BEFORE THE ANNIVERSARY, NIKOLAI IVANOVICH HAS PASSED A MEDICAL EXAMINATION AND THE DOCTORS HAVE GIVEN US A CONCLUSION ON HIS STATE OF HEALTH AND RECOMMENDATIONS FOR HIM.

CONGRATULATIONS OF MEDICINES:

THE WHOLE CONSILIUM OF DOCTORS,
WHAT CAME TO THIS FESTIVAL,
ANNIVERSARY INSPECTED.
AND OF COURSE, AMAZING!
EAR, THROAT, NOSE, LIVER,
HEART, KIDNEYS, SPLEEN,
EVALUATED AND BRAIN,
ON THE SUBJECT OF SANDRA, LONGING.
TAKING THE MINDINGS OF THE DEPTH,
AND INTESTINAL LENGTH,
CALCULATED METABOLISM,
THE WIDTH OF THE HOLES OF ALL,
THE CONCLUSION IS THIS:
ANNIVERSARY SO YOUNG!

IN GENERAL THIS COPY
BRILLIANT, HEALTHY, NOT AT ALL OLD.
WE CONCLUDE:
DOES NOT NEED TREATMENT!
IS IT ONLY TO REST,
MAY WAVE TO THE SEA
IL ON OWN FAZENDA,
ON THE LAWN UNDER THE BUSHES!
NOT SICK NOT LONGING,
LONG LIVE RECOMMENDED.

ON A BIRTHDAY IT IS ACCEPTED TO GIVE GIFTS.
WELL, AND WE WERE SCRATCHED IN THE BARS, IN THE STATION STATIONS, WE WERE SHARP AND COLLECTED.
PLEASE TAKE AN ENVELOPE WITH LAVE, LAVE FROM OUR ALL CAMP!

AT YOUR 80 YEARS YOU ARE AS ACTIVE AND YOUNG AS AT 40!
WE WISH THIS YOUTH TO LAST SO MUCH MORE AND WE CELEBRATE YOUR NEXT ANNIVERSARY IN THE SAME COMPOSITION!

WHAT IS THE HOLIDAY WITHOUT PARTS?

1. THERE ARE A LOT OF ANNIVERSARIES NOW, ANNIVERSARIES ALSO,
BUT WE CONGRATULATE THE ONE WHO IS MOST DEAR TO US!

2. A PICTURE HANGS ON THE WALL, A SAILBOAT IS ON THE PICTURE,
LET YOU LESS YOU WILL NEED A SYRINGE AND A THERMOTER.

3. THE BUSINESS SMELLS OF KEROSENE, I FEEL PORRIDGE BURN,
LET YOU DO NOT DISTURB DIARRHEA AND GASTRITIS.

4. JEANS ARE BETTER THAN PANTS
FUR COAT, BETTER DRESS
BETTER A SPARROW IN HANDS,
THAN A DUCK UNDER THE BED.

5. I WORRY FOR HEALTH, I AM AFRAID OF catching a cold
FOR THE NIGHT I CLOSE EVERYTHING,
SKVOZNYAKOV I BEWARE.

6. TODAY HUSBAND'S ANNIVERSARY,
A WIFE IS LEARNING!
OH, ENVIRONMENTAL JUBILARSH
GET IT FROM IT!

7. WHO IS CLOSE TO THE BOTTLE THERE?
BIRTHDAY NALEY!
WE DRINK TO YOUR HEALTH,
AND YOU DRINK TO YOUR FRIENDS!

Anniversaries are a big holiday. Many try to celebrate it on a large scale. It implies a wide feast and many guests. Here are not only relatives, but also friends of the hero of the day with children and spouses, his colleagues, colleagues, superiors. It turns out a very diverse company - by age, hobbies, interests. So that guests do not get bored, you need to think in advance what entertainment can be offered to them. Scenes are best suited for this, which will periodically “dilute” the feast, amuse the guests and delight the hero of the day himself. Scenes can be very different - costumed and not, short and long, with one "actor" and more ambitious. There are also many ideas for them. Any plot will do, from already existing books, films and mini-productions that have been spied somewhere, to those invented by yourself. However, they all have to have one thing in common - to be funny.

Costumed productions

The main difference between them and the rest will be only the costumes in which the participants-actors are dressed for plausibility. Usually the actors themselves are the guests. Their participation is coordinated in advance by the relatives of the hero of the day, who are preparing the holiday and want to make an additional gift.

traffic police inspector and hunters

Three men are involved. You need to pick up the appropriate costumes - the form of a traffic police officer for one and a gun, boots and bandoliers for the other two. "Hunters" can be exchanged for fishermen, fans or anyone else. It depends on the interests of the hero of the day.

Scene progress

Two friends-hunters, accompanied by a traffic police officer, enter the hall where the feast is taking place. They were just on their way to today's anniversary to congratulate their friend, but they violated traffic rules and were stopped by an inspector. They explained the situation to him - well, it’s impossible not to congratulate a good person! Of course, the inspector agreed to deliver them to the place of celebration. After congratulating friends and presenting gifts, the inspector comes forward and joins in the congratulations himself. He reads out, and then hands the spouse of the hero of the day a certificate of passing the technical inspection of a special vehicle - the birthday man himself (his last name and first name are voiced) on the occasion of the 50th birthday (the figure can be any) and the corresponding conclusion.

Inspection

Conclusion of the traffic police

1. Condition is excellent.
2. The owner claims that this vehicle is still rideable and rideable.

1. Refueling only with high-quality fuel - an octane number of at least 40. If the octane number is lower, more fuel is needed.
2. Regular lubrication of the filler part is shown: on vacation, after hunting and baths, on birthdays, and so on.
3. It is not allowed to use a vehicle by proxy.
4. The owner must remember that for normal operation, the vehicle needs affection, love and regular lubrication.
5. The next inspection is recommended after 50 years.

Italian guests

This skit also needs three participants - two men who will be Italian guests, and a female translator. The costumes are quite simple, you don’t even have to completely change the actors, but just pick up the appropriate accessories - dark glasses, black wigs and mustaches, hats with a brim. For the translator - eyeglasses and a stack of paper. As gifts - pasta, olives, wine. In the midst of fun, the actors of the scene quickly enter the hall and head to the hero of the day. They take turns congratulating the birthday boy, and the translator repeats each phrase in Russian. 1st guest: Nashente zdravigilento jubelento and druzente - lubente alcoholento pipivento! translator: We want to greet our hero of the day, as well as his dear friends. 2nd guest: Arrive at the devil on Kulichkent tell at least something totent! translator: We came to your wonderful city to join in the general congratulations. 1st guest: It is desirable not to glotanto tabletanto and not to know the doctor! translator: We wish you the best of health. 2nd guest: Let there be a lot of money in the wallet and the stomach was always full! translator: May financial well-being and enduring happiness accompany you through life. 1st guest: Let's druzilento nikogdento on krysento! translator: Let there be reliable friends nearby. 2nd guest: We gave hotetto figinetto and jurundento! translator: These wonderful gifts from sunny Italy are for you. 1st guest: Do not overeat and do not blivante, the puzento is not bursting. translator: Eat healthy and enjoy. 2nd guest: Reminiscent of our arrival, Italian gift. translator: Remember us, always your Italians.

Weird salaries

A small costume scene, which should accompany, and, possibly, open the gift-giving ceremony. There are two actors. It is desirable that they be women - thin, short and tall dense:

• A small one is "weighed" with a small amount of money - it can be both coins and banknotes of small denominations. They can simply be drawn on large sheets to be clearly visible.
• A tall woman is dressed richer - there are no coins at all, but there are many large bills.

Before presenting gifts, they take turns approaching the hero of the day and congratulating him.

Congratulation Little Pay

Do not look, dear birthday boy, that I am still so small. I wish you all the best in the world. May you, with my help, secure a life worthy of a king himself! To make this happen, I invited my older sister here. I hope that together we can please you.

Big Pay Congratulation

Maybe I'm not very similar to a lucky lottery win, but together with my little sister, we are the best gift that will come in handy in any situation, take you on vacation and bring many pleasant moments! Congratulations! After this performance, all the guests who decided to choose an envelope with money as a gift hand them to the birthday man. You can prepare a large envelope in advance and put the entire amount into it at once.

Mini productions

Such scenes usually do not take much time. They are staged with the help of one or two actors. Very rarely more is needed.

It is convenient to insert them before the next toast in order to somehow diversify the usual course of the feast and entertain the hero of the day with his guests.

Urgent medical examination

A man, fully dressed as a doctor, enters the room. He is wearing glasses, a white coat, a stethoscope, shoe covers. In his hand he holds a small "medical suitcase". Doctor: Let me, let me! Before congratulations sound, I have to examine our today's hero. He goes straight to the hero of the day and begins the examination: he examines the face, ears, pupils, asks to touch the tip of the nose, listens to breathing with a stethoscope and performs other medical manipulations. During this impromptu medical examination, the doctor comments on his actions with various remarks: “So, sir,” “let's see what we have here,” “yeah, yeah,” “I thought so,” and the like. After that, he makes a short speech.

Doctor's speech

I have performed a full examination of our patient and am ready to make a full report on his health! So…

• Anniversary (surname, name, patronymic).
• Age - in the prime of life, that is, blooming.
• The pulse is like a real fountain, there is no way to measure it.
• Blood type - only red bodies, sometimes there are white ones (in a strictly measured amount). This is real "blood with milk"!
• The heart rate - as it should be on one's own anniversary - either skips, or freezes from a complete overabundance of feelings.

• The vitality is completely versatile.
• Vision is perfect. This way you can notice any little thing.
• Rumor is truly universal, which is a rarity.
• The sense of smell is very subtle, with a 3% error probability it can determine with whom the spouse communicated today. Such an acute reaction occurs only in males.
• Chronic diseases - an inexplicable hibernation after a delicious dinner, a dinner cooked with love. Most often this manifests itself next to a working TV.
• The regime of the day is mixed: walking-sitting-lying.
• The general conclusion is that this is only the beginning of the life of this organism. It is recommended to take from life everything that you want, and that was not received.

urgent telegram

A man enters the hall with a bag over his shoulder, a hat with earflaps and a glued-on mustache. He portrays a well-known character - the postman Pechkin. Hello! It's me - the postman Pechkin. Brought you an urgent telegram. It must be read aloud. To do this, I need to wet my throat. Demands a filled glass, drinks, then reads a telegram. It can be written on this form.

Telegram text

I dreamed of coming period I couldn’t tour period I cordially congratulate you zap I wish you well period I dream of being there period your Alla Pugacheva This scene can be staged instead of another toast. And in conclusion, you will find one cool scene-tale about forest animals, a hunter and dragonflies in love - watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGYrT25fwqc