Be amorphous. bruce lee quotes

In order to control myself, I must first accept myself, acting not contrary to my nature, but following it.
Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee (Li Zhenfan) is not just a film actor, director and martial artist. Physical strength was combined with metaphysical philosophy. He is a legend whose name is passed down with reverence from generation to generation.

Lee began practicing kung fu in the mid-1950s. His first teacher was Yip Man, who taught Wing Chun.

In 1959, Lee left Hong Kong and went to America, first to San Francisco, then to Seattle. In the United States, he opened a martial arts school and began teaching his own style of kung fu - Jeet Kune Do ("Way of the Leading Fist").

The easy way is the right way. In a fight, no one cares about beauty. The main thing is confidence, honed skills and accurate calculation. Therefore, in the method of Jeet Kune Do, I tried to reflect the principle of "survival of the fittest." Less empty movements and energy - closer to the goal.

In 1971, at the peak of his film career, Bruce Lee starred in the TV series Longstreet. In one of the episodes, Li said a phrase based on the Chinese philosophy of wu-wei (contemplative passivity) and became very popular.

Become formless, incorporeal, like water. When you pour water into a cup, it becomes a cup; you pour water into the kettle, it takes the shape of the kettle. Water can flow or break. Be water, my friend.

However, the famous aphorism does not explain Bruce's entire philosophy of water and how he came to it. In 2001, John Little, who has written many books about Lee, published a collection of previously unpublished letters, notes and poems from the actor - Bruce Lee: Artist of Life (Bruce Lee: Artist of Life). This is an invaluable resource for understanding Bruce Lee's views on life, love, parenting and the martial arts.

Apparently, the philosophy of water came to Lee after disappointment: he could not comprehend the "art of detachment" that Yip Man taught him. Here is what Bruce writes about this.

When the sharpness of my self-awareness reached what psychologists call a double bond, Master came up to me and said, “Keep yourself, follow the natural curves of things, be detached. Remember: never go against nature, never directly resist problems, but control them by turning where they lead. Leave training for a week - go home and think about it."

Bruce did just that.

After spending many hours in meditation and spiritual practice, I finally gave up and went on a solo junk voyage. At sea, I thought about my training. This made me angry - I hit the water. And at that moment, a thought struck me. Isn't water the essence of kung fu? I hit her, but she didn't feel pain. I struck again, with all my strength, - she is again invulnerable. Then I tried to hold her. But this turned out to be impossible. However, water, the softest substance in the world that can be placed in even a tiny vessel, only seems weak. In fact, it can destroy the hardest matter on earth. I would like to be water.

Suddenly a bird flew by, throwing its reflection onto the water surface. Then I absorbed another lesson, another hidden mystical meaning was revealed to me: in battle, in the face of the enemy, your thoughts and emotions should be like a reflection of flying birds on the water. This is exactly what Master Yip meant when he said "be detached". This did not mean not to have feelings - it meant not to be burdened and not to stifle them alone. In order to control myself, I must first accept myself, acting not contrary to my nature, but following it.

Quoting the famous saying of Lao Tzu, Li wrote:

The natural phenomenon that most closely captures the essence of wu-wei in kung fu is water.

Water is the softest and weakest creature in the world, but in overcoming the hard and strong it is invincible, and it has no equal in the world.

This is an excerpt from the Tao Te Ching. It reveals the essence of water. Water is so beautiful that it is impossible to squeeze it into a fist, hit it, it knows no pain. Pierce her with a knife - you will not hurt. Rip it apart and it'll stay intact. It has no form - water takes the form of a vessel where it is poured. If heated, it becomes an invisible vapor, but it has so much power that it can split the thickness of the earth. Freezing, water crystallizes and turns into powerful blocks. Water can be as fast as Niagara Falls and as calm as a pond. It is terrifying in a raging stream and refreshing on a hot summer day. This is the principle of wu-wei.

Rivers and seas are the rulers of hundreds of valleys. All because their strength is in humility; they are kings over everything. Do you want to conquer them? Follow them.

In other words, if we transfer the philosophy of martial arts to ordinary life before you fight with circumstances, you should try to adapt to them. You need to be soft as water, receptive to rapidly changing circumstances. The flow of life itself will lead you to happiness. Only truly strong storms are worth resisting. If you row against the current all the time, you will quickly run out of strength and go to the bottom.

Do you share Bruce Lee's water philosophy?

The more complex the method, the less freedom. By adhering to methods and rules, we create limitations for ourselves. If someone grabs you, hit. All these advanced techniques are non-functional.

The best quotes and sayings of the legendary martial arts master are somewhat crooked, or something that is not entirely clear the first time. (even more incomprehensible statements in his main book called - little is understood at all) One can say modern quotes contemporary from the world.

But even so, it should be borne in mind that these are all the thoughts of a person who has lived only 32 years. Therefore, such “captain’s wisdom” as “living well, and living well is even better”, or “white is white, and black is black, or maybe vice versa” - Bruce Lee’s statements are simply full. One can actually see such a desire of a person to say something smart and intricate - if you are a master of oriental martial arts, you simply have to be very wise and express your smart thoughts on every occasion and without reason. Such an impression is actually created from reading all these clever sayings Bruce Lee.

Love is like friendship on fire. In the beginning, the flame is charmingly beautiful, often searing and dazzling, but still light and unstable. As love grows older, our hearts ripen, and our love is like coals: burning from the very depths and unquenchable.

The man who creates creates himself. It is always more important than an established style or system.

The teacher does not reveal the truth, he is the conductor of the truth, which each student must discover for himself. A good teacher is just a catalyst.

Remember: even the strongest tree is easier to break than bamboo shoots or willows bending in the wind.

My choice is martial arts, my profession is an actor. My main role is the artist of life.

Your temper will make a fool out of you very soon.

Don't think, feel! It's like pointing your finger at the moon. Don't focus on the finger or you will miss this divine beauty.

Empty your mind. Become amorphous, formless like water. When water is poured into a cup, it becomes a cup. When water is poured into a kettle, it becomes a kettle. When water is poured into a bottle, it becomes a bottle. Water can flow, or it can crash. Be water, my friend.

Simplicity is the highest level of art.

At all times, the end of heroes was the same as the end of ordinary people. They all died, and memories of them gradually faded from the memory of people. But while we are alive, we must understand ourselves, understand ourselves and express ourselves.

If you always set limits on what you can do, physical or otherwise, you might as well be dead. It will spread to work, to morality, to life. There are no borders, only horizontal areas of stabilization. But you can not stay on them, you need to go beyond them. If it kills, then it kills.

Only constant and conscientious training will ensure a long and happy life in martial art.

Cinema is a combination of commercial creativity and creative commerce.

Truth has no way. The truth is alive, therefore, changeable.

An ordinary person is a collection of routines, ideas and traditions. If you follow this path - you will know the routines, ideas, and traditions - your shadow. You don't know yourself.

A fight is not won with one blow. You'll have to learn how to take punches or hire a bodyguard. Forget the words victory and defeat. Forget pride and pain. Let the enemy enter you, penetrate your flesh. Penetrate and you into his flesh, penetrate his skin. Let me break your bones. Don't think about security - put your whole life in front of him.

The goal does not have to be achieved. Sometimes it's just a direction to move on.

A good fighter is not one who is tense, but one who is ready. He does not think and does not dream, he is ready for anything that can happen.

You have to BE the workout instead of DO the workout. You must be free. Instead of complexity of form, there should be simplicity of expression.

A wise man can take more from a stupid question than a fool can take from a wise answer.

The more complex the method, the less freedom. By adhering to methods and rules, we create limitations for ourselves. If someone grabs you, hit. All these advanced techniques are not functional.

What you think about is what you become.

To hell with circumstances. I create opportunities.

I am learning to understand instead of judging. I can't blindly follow the crowd and accept their approach.

I am not a teacher. I'm just helping you to study yourself.

I am not afraid of someone who learns 10,000 different strokes. I fear the one who learns one stroke 10,000 times.

If you love life, don't waste time - time is what life is made of.

In battle, spontaneity always wins. Cramming always loses.

It doesn't matter what you give, it matters how you give.

Knowledge is not enough, you have to apply it. Desire is not enough, you have to do.

Mistakes are always forgiven if one has the courage to admit them.

Gather all the great teachers together in one room and they will agree on everything with each other. Gather together their disciples, and they will argue with each other in everything.

Posturing is the idea of fools about fame.

Only use what really works. And take it wherever you can find it.

A good teacher protects students from their own influence.

If there is a God, then he is within us. You don't ask God to give you something, you depend on God in your inner being.

If I tell you that I am good, you will probably think that I am boasting; if I say I'm not good enough, you'll know I'm lying.

I am not a master, I am a student-master. I have the knowledge and experience of a master, but I continue to learn. Therefore, I am a student-master. I do not believe in the word "master", thinking of him as a person who can be put an end to.

Knowledge is not enough, application is necessary. Desire is not enough, action is needed.

The key to immortality is first and foremost to live a life worth remembering.

Be gentle, but not submissive. Be firm, but not harsh.

The non-existent cannot be closed.

Softness cannot be broken.

Money as such has no meaning. This is just a tool to achieve certain goals, and you need to understand what they can, and most importantly, what they cannot. My father told me, “You made ten dollars this year. Next time you can earn five. Be ready".

Empty heads have long tongues.

I'm just a martial artist.

Defeat is not defeat unless you recognize it as such in your mind.

The real violence is the massacre taking place in Vietnam (in response to accusations of "glorifying violence" in films starring Bruce Lee)

When some big guy attacks you, instead of reacting to his ego, teach him to react to yours. You should be thinking to yourself, “How grateful I am that I now have such a wonderful goal with great potential.” Do not think that your opponent can harm you, but enjoy the defeat that you are about to inflict on him, if he has done you such a favor. I call it the spirit of the fight.

Man is capable of more. The fact is that people live using only a small percentage of what they are capable of: - a person does not allow himself to open up and be completely himself; - society does not allow a person to be completely himself.

Don't ask for an easy life. Ask for strength to deal with the difficult.

You can't win a fight with one blow. Either learn to endure insults, or hire a bodyguard. Forget about victories and defeats, forget about pride and pain. If the opponent scratches you, hit him. If the enemy hits you, break his arm. If the enemy breaks your arm, take his life. Don't think about getting out of the fight untouched. Be ready to sacrifice everything. Even life.

Thinking about life, do not forget about death. I don’t know what “death” means, but I’m not afraid to die, because I will continue to exist, move forward (along with life). Even if I, Bruce Lee, ever die without fulfilling all my aspirations, I will not regret it. I did what I wanted, what I did sincerely, completely surrendering to this business. You can't expect more from life.

If you are criticized, then you are doing everything right. Because people attack anyone with brains.

Don't try to be a mountain of muscle. Brute physical strength won't beat speed and endurance.

There was a butcher in the world, and he had a knife that remained perfectly sharp year after year. When the butcher was asked how he managed to keep the blade in such a state, he answered: “I follow the lines of the bone. I'm not trying to cut it, break it, and generally somehow resist it. It will only ruin the knife." In life, you have to go through obstacles. Trying to fight them will only hurt.

Time means a lot to me, as I am constantly learning and often dissolve in the joy of always moving forward and simplifying my life. If you love life, then don't waste time, because time is what life is made of.

You can always forgive yourself for mistakes, if only you have the courage to admit them.

Only the one who does will learn something.

My biggest enemy is myself.

The worst opponent you can face is one who is determined and clearly aware of his goal. For example, if such a person is determined to bite off your nose, he has a fairly high chance of doing it.

Memories are the only paradise from which we cannot be expelled. Pleasure is a flower that will soon wither, and remembrance is the smell of a flower that lingers for a long time. Memories last longer than anything else in life. For many years I remember a tree at the time of flowering, but not its fruits.

Don't forget my friend that life is too short to accumulate negative energy. Therefore, with pleasure, plan something and achieve your goals.

Nothing exists except here and now.

You have to come to terms with the possibility of death. It is worth stopping dreaming about eternal spring, then both summer and winter will give happiness.

True friends are like diamonds - expensive and rare. False friends like autumn leaves- they are everywhere.

If you think something is impossible, then you are making it impossible.

Move like water. Freeze like a mirror. Answer like an echo.

If I tell you that I'm a great guy, you'll think I'm bragging. If I tell you that I am worthless, you will know that I am lying.

Don't use any ways as ways, don't have any boundaries as boundaries.

Realize that you are not "living for anything," but simply "living."

Listen. Do you hear the sound of the wind? Do you hear the birds sing? This needs to be LISTENED. Stop thinking. Do you know how water fills a cup? It TAKES THE SHAPE of this cup. You don't have to think about anything. You have to become NOTHING.

You need to act on your convictions. It is not enough to have knowledge, because it must be applied. Desire is also not enough, as it is necessary to act.

It doesn't matter how slowly you progress, the main thing is that you don't stop.

It doesn't matter what you give, it matters how you give.

Free your brain, become incorporeal, formless - like water. Imagine that you pour water into a cup - it becomes a cup, you pour it into a teapot - it becomes a teapot. Water can flow, it can creep, it can drip or break - be water, my friend.

Western education is good for one, Eastern education for another. You can say: "It is better to do one thing with this finger, and others with this finger." But the whole hand is better anyway.

The law of unity with nature is the basic principle of the teachings of Taoism, which states that one must be in harmony and not oppose the basic laws of the universe. Follow the natural nature of things and don't interfere. Never make claims to Nature and do not oppose yourself to her. Manage it, following its laws.

It is necessary to search for the true path on your own in such a way that you do not depend on someone else's point of view or any book.

It is difficult for a well-fed person to believe that there is such a thing as hunger in the world.

Eastern people say: “Be flexible. During life, a person is soft and flexible, death makes him rigid. This applies to the body, and to the mind, and to the soul.

It is useless to argue what attracts you more: one leaf, or the structure of the stem, or the beauty of the flower. Look at the root and you will appreciate the beauty of a blooming flower.

It must be remembered that violence is an integral part of everyday life. Violence is shown on TV a lot. You can't pretend it doesn't exist.

We ourselves invent problems, barriers, complexes and frameworks for ourselves. Free yourself, breathe life and understand that you can do anything.

Study everyone you come in contact with.

To learn to live now, you need to forget everything that happened yesterday. Do not stop forgetting what you gain with each new experience. In the state of perception, you should not be faced with the problem of choice, since you need to be aware of WHAT IS.

Reality is being yourself. To be yourself, you have to be yourself. Reality into being, into the being of a thing. Thus, being in this sense is to have freedom in its original sense of the word, that is, when it is not limited by attachments, rules, biased and confused points of view.

About the nature of man. Man is an organism that needs to eat, sleep, maintain physical form and reproduce its own kind. Man is also a being who can feel and create.

Revolutionize your mind.

Only the self-sufficient person stands alone, the majority follows the crowd and imitates it.

Discipline is not a restriction of freedom. This is cutting off everything superfluous.

You will continue to suffer if you continue to react emotionally to everything you are told. True strength is to sit back and watch it all with logic. If words control you, it means that anyone can control you. Exhale and let these things pass by.

It is not enough to know, it is necessary to apply. It is not enough to want, it is necessary to do.

The search for truth is your personal research, not following someone else's opinion or a single book.

To achieve what you want, you need clear plans and ideas. Conscious of this, I will develop the imagination, calling upon it daily to help me plan.

The following must be said about the ego: one must use it, but not let one's ego use it.

Life is wide and boundless. She has no boundaries and restrictions.

There is no yesterday or tomorrow for a moment. It is essentially not a result and therefore timeless.

Be flexible. A living person is always soft, but hardens after death. Flexibility is life, hardening is death for the body, and for the spirit, and for the mind.

Any achievement in any industry and profession begins with an idea.

Only the one who does learns.

The original essence of life is in the free movement of the spirit.

Concentration is the root of all higher human abilities.

Life is your teacher. You are always learning.

There is nothing but the here and now.

If you think about something for too long, you won't do it.

The teaching is important, but don't become its slave. The main thing is not to absorb the superficial and external. Mind is primary.

Knowledge gives strength, character gives respect.

Violence and aggression entered everyday life. They are shown on TV. You can't pretend they don't exist.

Action gives strength to life, but only moderation gives it charm.

Every physical action is accompanied by a movement of the mind.

Initially, the mind is devoid of activity, and the Path is devoid of thought.

You will never get more out of life than you expect. Focus your thoughts on what you want and what you don't. Be a calm witness to what is happening inside you. Nobody can hurt you until you let them. Within yourself, on a psychological level, be nothing.

By recognizing that my emotions can be both positive and negative, I will develop the habit of experiencing more positive emotions and help myself transform negative ones into some useful activity.

Recognizing willpower as the supreme court of all departments of my mind, I will use it daily when I need a push to start acting for any purpose; and I will develop the habit of using willpower at least once a day.

(willpower)

Cinema is a combination of commercial creativity and creative commerce.

(cinema)

In battle, spontaneity always wins. Cramming always loses.

(improvisation, spontaneity)

I am not afraid of one who learns ten thousand different strokes. I fear the one who learns one stroke ten thousand times.

(training)

Don't think, feel! It's like pointing your finger at the moon. Don't focus on the finger or you will miss this divine beauty.

(Way to victory)

Gather all the great teachers together in one room and they will agree on everything with each other. Gather together their disciples, and they will argue with each other in everything.

(teacher, student)

Bruce Lee plays nunchaku table tennis:

A good fighter is not one who is tense, but one who is ready. He does not think and does not dream, he is ready for anything that can happen.

(fighter, path to victory)

Even the strongest tree is easier to break than bamboo shoots or willows bending in the wind.

(flexibility, path to victory)

Mistakes are always forgiven if one has the courage to admit them.

(mistake, courage)

If you love life, don't waste time - time is what life is made of.

(time, life)

Bruce Lee lights nunchaku matches:

(Way to victory)

My choice is martial arts, my profession is an actor. My main role is the artist of life.

We chose 30 quotes from Bruce that will make you think: about love, marriage, personal development, freedom, death, memory and much more. Read and absorb.

Love hard and love wisely . I loved like a madman, but I had the good sense not to love like a fool. Loving too hard is hard, but loving wisely is even harder.
A marriage that starts in everyday life is more durable . Our happiness was built on everyday life even before we got married. A marriage that begins in everyday life is stronger. It is like a coal that burns slowly and evenly. Happiness based on vivid impressions is like a bright fire that quickly fades. Couples in love often live rich experiences, and when they get married, their life becomes boring and monotonous. A feeling of powerlessness comes, and the bowl family life brings only bitterness.

About yin-yang balance. In the yin-yang symbol, there is a white dot on the black half and a black dot on the white half. This is an allegory for the balance of life: after all, nothing can exist, striving only for one of the extremes, whether it be pure yin (only passivity) or pure yang (only activity). The hardest wood breaks the most easily, while bamboo or willow survive by bending in the wind. Intense heat kills, as does extreme cold; no extreme lasts long, but sober moderation does. So the positive (yang) can hide in the negative (yin) and vice versa.
Adapt - Wisely . Wisdom is not in wresting good from the clutches of evil by force, but in being able to ride these forces and move forward, like a cork on the crests of a wave that carries it.
Be willing to change when change begins . Be flexible to change when the time comes for change. Empty yourself. Open up. Remember: the benefit of a cup is that it is empty.
. Be like water. It is the most malleable substance on earth, but it wears even the hardest stone. Having no form, water can take any form: in a cup - the shape of a cup, in a vase - the shape of a vase, bending around the stems of flowers. In the teapot, she becomes the teapot. Watch how the water adjusts. If you strongly squeeze the waterskin, the water will flow out of it quickly; if you squeeze it weakly, it will flow slowly. It may seem that water sometimes contradicts nature and flows up the slope, but in fact it chooses any path open to it to the sea. Whether moving quickly or slowly, water is relentless, and its purpose and destiny are unchanging.

Bend and survive . This Chinese wisdom concerns a problem common to all mankind. They say that the oak is powerful. But he resists the forces of nature, and a strong wind can break him. But the stalk of bamboo bends in the wind and survives.
Disappointment as a means of growth . Moderate disappointments also help people grow. Otherwise, they would not have the motivation to develop own ways interaction with the world.
Don't get attached to one point of view. To know wholeness means to follow the present. After all, the present is constantly moving and changing, and if you stick to one point of view based on partiality, you will not be able to follow the rapid movement of the present.
The sickness of philosophy . Philosophy itself is the disease that it supposedly heals. A wise person does not strive for wisdom, but simply lives his life. This is where his wisdom lies.
Continuous self-study . It seems to me that my whole life is devoted to the study of myself: it is as if I am peeling off layer after layer of myself day after day. And the more I study myself as a person, the easier it is for me to do it. There are more and more questions. I see everything clearer. My goal is not to develop what is already developed, but to find what is missing. At the same time, what I missed is always with me, inside me, never lost or distorted, except perhaps from inept use.
The value of stupid questions. Clever man learns more from a stupid question than a fool learns from a wise answer.
Live here and now. Listen. Do you hear the wind? And the bird trills? They need to be truly heard.
BUT abstract analysis is not the answer . Now it is too fashionable to listen to inner moods and try to evaluate them. Standing outside and trying to look inside is a pointless exercise: everything that was inside will disappear. The same can be said about the ephemeral concept of happiness. Trying to define it is like turning on a light to get a better look at the darkness. Break it apart and it will disappear.
Immobility in motion. I am in motion, but at the same time still. I am like the moon reflected in the waves that are constantly running somewhere.
Buddhism is effortless . In Buddhism, effort is superfluous. Live as usual. Eat your food, send natural needs, when you get tired - lie down. The ignorant will laugh at me, but the wise will understand.
Meditation attunes to inner equanimity . To meditate means to realize the equanimity of one's true essence and to be free from everything that is perceived by the senses. Calmness is a state of inner equanimity. Freed from everything external and material, remaining calm deep inside, one can achieve true peace.
Take care of what's inside. The pursuit of pleasure dulls the mind. The love of wealth perverts behavior. Therefore, the sage refers to the inner self, and not to the exterior.
. Loneliness - The best way leave everything to the mercy of fate and find yourself. When you are alone, you are the least lonely. Use it wisely.

Age and discovery . Even if your body slowly deteriorates during the aging process, this does not change anything for the daily process of discovering a new one. As you age, you don't get better, you get wiser.
You control your own mind . I used to get cuffs from life, considering myself a person who is created by circumstances. Now I realized that I myself am a force that commands the feelings of the mind and creates circumstances.
It is impossible to clean the agitated water by hand. How to purify agitated water? If you leave it alone, it will settle and become transparent again. Is it possible to be in constant rest? Be calm, wait for some time - and then this state will be fixed.
Wise simplicity = common sense . The wise simplicity of common sense is the most direct and logical way.
About veracity . If you don't want to stumble tomorrow, speak the truth today.
Way of the simpleton . The simpleton does not expect anything in advance and accepts everything as it is. Simplicity is inherent in truly wise people.
What an attitude, such an elevation . You won't get more out of life than you expect. Each of us is the result of the thoughts that came to our minds.
Anger and truth. The person in whom the truth lives does not know anger.
acceptance of death . The alternation of winter and summer becomes a boon when we give up the dream of eternal spring.
On the Importance of Memory . Memory is the only paradise from which we cannot be expelled 16 . Pleasure is a flower that will soon wither, and remembrance is its scent that remains for a long time. Memories live longer than anything else. For many years I have remembered a tree at the time of flowering, but not its fruits.
The end is the beginning. So, the beginning and the end live next door. If you remember the musical octave, then you start with the lowest note and gradually move up to the highest. When you reach the highest, you find that it is adjacent to the lowest note of the neighboring octave. The pinnacle of wisdom is to know this, but act as if you don't know.

According to the book

I say empty your mind, be amorphous, formless, like water. You put water in a cup, it becomes a cup, you put water in a bottle, it becomes a bottle, you put water in a kettle, it becomes a kettle. Water can flow, or it can crash. Be water my friend...

Guf:
You should have seen how he used to behave on tour:
Mountains of weed plus a sea of alcohol.
After the concert, the whole crowd go to my room,
And the next day in another city to perform with booze.
Now people don't understand what it is
When I refuse the pipe, what does he drive?
I'll tell you a secret, it's not willpower,
So I switched to something else.
So my militia can sleep peacefully
Lesha no longer smokes, in general, in kind!
Better give me a kettle of hot water
Or let me myself, just show me where the cooler is.
And fuck it, now I have nothing forbidden in my suitcase
Just a good supply of tea.
And when I fly to other cities
All I need is an outlet, so far there has always been water.
It's not a drug, he's not rushing? well, yes
But tea is different, there are dangerous varieties.
I made the top three for some reasons
And I decided to draw some parallels.
Pu-erh I can compare with amphetamine,
I don't drink it often, but it gets me going too fast.
I make a thermos and take it with me to the car
And little by little during the day, the day is long.
In second place I have Te Kuan Yin, he is like a planner
It goes as it should, after a glass a glass.
He is so kind, softly caps,
It is possible even for girls, but it is better in the presence of a boy.
So, the first line of my hit parade
I boldly give a big red robe.
What I like is da hong pao
The tea drinker is here, Vasya, get the poison.

Basta:

In tea pruh without cheating, no, this is not a trick
Put the kettle on the stove.

Prepackaged weight or pressed circle
This is a tea drinker.

Well, Vasyanya, shall we sit down?
There is malecha da hong pao, puerchik and shuixian.
Do you smoke? Don't smoke? beautiful,
I quit too. Kidding. Just ... in the stall, and put it in rather well.
How many tea drunks are divorced across the country
Can staff be brewed without gaiwans?
On some nailed house
A stove, a saucepan, a charge and a full plump.
Our brother is not very popular at food outlets,
Waitress, dear, can I have a decanter of boiling water?
More boiling water, more boiling water
Will you order anything? No, just boiling water.
Passing security at the airport
Your backpack, so what do you have here?
Witnesses, inspection, in short, the whole muddied,
The captain reports on the radio: They found drugs.
This whole story draws a crowd
The captain extracts grass from the backpack, and there
Estimate, TGshka, puerchik, yes hun
And I have nothing to say to this sucker.
(Marijuana) I feel like I'm drowning
You want chickens. I will rip and break off
I'll put this poison in your cigarette myself,
Just smoke the captain, why the questions?
He did not share my mood, and we
Proceeded to the linear branch.
There was a whole council
They sniff, they chew. They want to close Vasily.
Yes, it grows. Let it dry. Yes, it packs.
For consumption, special dishes are used.
Do you want to make this case legal?
Article 228 on special tea subsections?
Confiscation of poison, poison and burgh
Thank God, there are people there who stirred up the press circle.
In Moscow, upon arrival, I'm in the linear council,
Che captain, have you tasted the poison?
And he is on a light dryer, his eyes seem to
Smoked Tashkent all day (smoked Tashkent).
I'm talking about tea, or rather about returning it,
And he whispered to me: There is no tea, it has gone somewhere.

I love tea like a panda loves bamboo
Just like Le Truk loves to blow grass.

Put the kettle on the stove.
I always have a dozen grams with me,
Trust the staff from my hands, like boiling water
prepackaged weight or pressed circle,
It's a tea drinker, mind you!

I love tea like a panda loves bamboo
Just like Le Truk loves to blow grass.
In tea pruh without cheating, no, this is not a trick!
Put the kettle on the stove.
I always have a dozen grams with me,
Trust the staff from my hands, like boiling water,
Prepackaged weight or compressed circle.
It's a tea drinker, mind you!

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